Wherin VW Heartstrungs are Pulled

Kinja'd!!! "webmonkees" (kayoteq-of-the-forest)
01/01/2014 at 08:20 • Filed to: Big Year of Cars, VW, Junkyard

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A shape. A curve. A spare chrome bit.

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Some predators only go for the prime parts, leaving other scavengers to puzzle their logic.

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You scared it. Now it won't come out of the woods for another year.

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Wildlings peek from the forest glens, protecting their young.

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A curious forest growth.

What will it grow up to be?

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Does it want to run with the horses?

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Some try to run the woods, but the others keep them in check.

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Basking in the sunshine, awaiting that next unicorn hunter..

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They try to hide among the foliage, but the rare beasties stand out.

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Alas, the motor wore faster than the tires. It still may yet escape.

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It's not alone, to the shock of some.

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By displaying plumage of a off-putting nature, their essence is preserved for a time.

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In hopes of being captured intact, perhaps even bring their siblings along.

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Old-timers talk about that hip new 'patina' and laugh.

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Others, panicked by the situation, try to emulate their environment,

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To mixed results.

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Won't you please help? Adopt a vintage VW into your family or donate generously when you see a hapless VW owner on the side of the road deciphering a carb adjustment.


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! iDriveCode3 > webmonkees
01/01/2014 at 09:18

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Best read in the voice of Morgan Freeman or David Attenborough? Either way, superb photographs and anthropomorphism. Wait, is it still anthropomorphism when you give animal qualities to inanimate objects?


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > iDriveCode3
01/01/2014 at 09:22

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Thanks, damn, now I'm h earing it in Morgan's voice.


Kinja'd!!! iDriveCode3 > webmonkees
01/01/2014 at 09:26

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Hah! How many young'ns around here would recognize Attenborough's voice, I wonder?


Kinja'd!!! Coty > webmonkees
01/01/2014 at 12:18

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I NEED THIS SOOOO BAD.